1. If you do something wrong, everything will go to shit in the worst way possible. If you don't do your homework, your parents will be eaten by a giant slug, for instance. Or something.
2. If a guy likes you, he's probably a vampire/serial killer/zombie/giant killer slug
3. Both "slayed" and "slew" are appropriate to to use as the past tense of "slay."
4. All problems can be solved by a working cell phone.
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