Haunted

First of all, I am extremely rational and don't believe in anything that can't be proved by science.  This includes ghosts, poltergeists, and all other supernatural activity.


Well....technically.


Despite not technically "believing" in such nonsense, it still kinda freaks me out.  For instance... There is this closet in my apartment where the air conditioner lives.  The air conditioner and its ghost.  I'm pretty certain.  Sometimes the air conditioner makes a strange knocking noise like it's trying to get my attention.  Obviously ghost-like.  Plus, under the closet, there is this creepy grate where all the air for the air conditioner goes.  And sometimes my cat will sit there for hours and stare into it, seeing things that I obviously can't.

Honestly, what more proof do you need?  Obviously haunted.


One of the scariest movies I've ever seen is Paranormal Activity, in which they learn that the more attention you pay to a supernatural entity, the stronger it becomes.  So I'm pretty sure this post might enable it to develop a corporeal form and slay me in the middle of the night.  In which case, I want to be made into a death diamond.  Look it up if you don't know what it is, because I'm coming back to haunt your ass if they bury me.  I mean it.


But, of course, I don't believe in ghosts  =)